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A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God
Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?

Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE
by Bringitback4shawn August 22, 2015
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a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circumstance. girls love him, guys love him...but girls REALLY love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.
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by johnnycash32 April 30, 2011
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A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.
by Mekana January 25, 2005
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singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.
'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'
by April August 03, 2004
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New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.
Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.
by Kyle March 05, 2005
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dear fuckbags,

maybe this definition will make it on to the site. fuck this fucking shit you stupid mother fucking dick fuck. fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
hey watch the fuck out b4 i lick ur jack johnson
by jamy December 06, 2005
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1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for Quicksilver, he was born in Hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome.....
it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with JACK JOHNSON when i go to his show in september
by banana pancakes March 01, 2005
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