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29.
The demented offspring of wild drunken sex between Chuck Norris and Satan.
Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!

Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...

Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*

Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
by Nathaniel Reebus October 17, 2007
 
30.
A man shoots a woman and inserts his penis into the bullet wound.
I Jack Bauer'd a girl last night.
by tony almeda 2 February 12, 2009
 
31.
Refers to the crystalline portion of marijuana known as keef, aka keefer aka "Kiefer Sutherland".
Dude, I only got a little of that Jack Bauer left, but it'll put you on your ASS!
by Tha S-Man September 20, 2006