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The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.
No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.
by Slade Technics December 20, 2006
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Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.
I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.
by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005
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The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread
I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay
by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004
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v. jack bauer

1. to hurry
2. to run out of time
I Jack Bauered that project last week.
by davidoc May 09, 2005
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1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
by specs92 April 09, 2009
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The most awesome character to have ever hit T.V
There would be no 24 without Jack Bauer
by cass leigh December 19, 2006
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Head of operations for CTU
Owns terrorists and McLennon-Forester troops
Messed w/ Marwan phone lines, forcing Marwan to blow up the factory.
by Asdquefty March 31, 2005
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