Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"
hey you freakin "Jabroni" whats the matter with you?
by Brian atenco May 25, 2004
One who urinates in inappropriate places While intoxicated.
Hey jabroni you pissed in my sock drawer.
by T. Flynn October 11, 2014
A square. One who poses out. A pussy.
You're damn right i said i hate you, you pathetic piece of jabroni shit, and you can take that to the mother fuckin bank.
by siegemotherfucker October 11, 2007
A jobber in professional wrestling.

Low class.
KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.
by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003
Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

by Scorpio571666 March 31, 2006
A bad name for a person; idiot, cretin.
Look at that jabroni Katherine Neff.
by Lord Vigneau January 29, 2004
A kid that thinks he's the shit, but is a total fag. a loser, poser, and shit talker
Dude Dillon Silkwood your a Jabroni
by Big V 40 April 15, 2010
As a member of the semi-gang group known as the "jabronies," this person usually Italian with slicked back greasy hair which they run their hands through to style, they will wear light colored Polo shirts with popped collars, vintage looking jeans, Puma tennis shoes, and possibly be driving an American made sports car, usually a Mustang. A jabroni has unknowingly accepted the fact that he is a meaningless and identityless part of society. A jabroni's girlfriend is almost always a sharastitute and the leader of the jabronies is the jamoke.
"Hey did you see those Jabronies over there with there mustangs?"
"Of course I did, I'm the Jamoke! Now beat it!"
by Phil V. April 10, 2007

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×