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15. Jabroni
A pepperami like sausage that smells of fish.
Fiona shut yer beef curtains they stink of jabroni!
1. Jabroni
A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
by The Hunter May 27, 2004 add a video
2. Jabroni
Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"
hey you freakin "Jabroni" whats the matter with you?
by Brian atenco May 25, 2004 add a video
3. jabroni
Put down used by kick-ass wrestler The Rock
Shut your mouth jabroni.
by Gumba Gumba Feb 22, 2004 add a video
4. jabroni
A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".
The Rock says, "Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni!"
5. Jabroni
A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.
Our roommate is such a Jabroni.
6. Jabroni
Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

7. Jabroni
Jabroni is a word to describe a friend or "bro" within a group of great friends. A girl would be considered a jabronette only if the proper precautions are taken. A to be a jabroni you must have a chill-to-pull ratio of at the very least 3-3

Like terms include: bro, brah, bruh, homie, ect.... jabroni!
Chilling with my Jabronis this weekend

What's up jabroni!

Jabron James

Ect.
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