Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

by Scorpio571666 March 31, 2006
A jerk, loser, or one who is not highly regarded off. Sorta like a candy ass.
I don't wanna go to hang out with Bill and John, Bill is a huge jabroni.
by Jeff Wiidman February 20, 2007
A guy who frequents university college bars wearing ridiculously colourful clothing and possessing a tendency to break his foot. Is known to drop crutches to see up female's skirts.
jabroni guy carrying crutches and colourful shirt
by Robert Kagan November 20, 2005
universal word. use it netime or newhere
sometimes an insult, sometimes a compliment, u just never can tell, depends on how u use it in a sentance
Jibbs: damnit mike, wut the hell where u thinkin, ur such a jabroni!
Mike: im sorry jibbs, ur a jabroni, u own me
by Urban Dictionary June 16, 2003
An italian dish served with pasta and sauce
hey wife pass me the Jabroni,
can you please pass the Jabroni,
"Boy mom this Jabroni tastes better than spagetti",
Are we having Jabroni again tonight?
by eric dejong May 17, 2005
a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
by weave March 18, 2003
1: The title given to Socrates by visiting Roman philosophers.
2: Someone exhibiting reasoning ability as poor as that of Socrates.
Marcellus: I don't understand all the hype about Socrates, that jabroni reasons worse than a drunken germanic slave.
Marcus: Indeed, that jabroni should be thrown to the lions!
by M. Topcuoglu September 25, 2005
1. a scrub, one who lives the scrub life.

2. an italian profanity used to describe and "asshole" or "jerk" when talking about a person
1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.

2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.
by Jubee Sanchez February 25, 2007

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