Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

by Scorpio571666 March 31, 2006
Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'
Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!

Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?
by Adam Monk June 15, 2004
The dumbass steroid guys who live in Bakersfield, CA.
Look at that guy, what a jabroni!
by Ryno May 04, 2004
A bad name for a person; idiot, cretin.
Look at that jabroni Katherine Neff.
by Lord Vigneau January 29, 2004
A term often associated with Turbine Outages in Maine. Often used around Steam Turbines, by graduates of Maine Maritime.
What a fucking Jabroni!
I said the HP turbine, you fucking jabroni!
See if you can get this job done right this time, no more jabroni jobs!
We really got a jabroni when we got him.
I thought we would'nt have a jabroni job if we used the Medford team.
Put your hard hat on you fucking jabroni.
Who was the jabroni that aligned this turbine?
That fucking Jabroni put the pry bar in the packing box.
by Art Hamilton October 23, 2007
A jerk, loser, or one who is not highly regarded off. Sorta like a candy ass.
I don't wanna go to hang out with Bill and John, Bill is a huge jabroni.
by Jeff Wiidman February 20, 2007
A hardcore. Another word for "bro" or Friend.

Vapes like a champion, and doesn't take any shit from others who think Jabroni is derogatory in nature.
Yo, whatsup Jabroni? Want to go get wasted and vape the day away?
by Music_saves_lives August 18, 2014
As a member of the semi-gang group known as the "jabronies," this person usually Italian with slicked back greasy hair which they run their hands through to style, they will wear light colored Polo shirts with popped collars, vintage looking jeans, Puma tennis shoes, and possibly be driving an American made sports car, usually a Mustang. A jabroni has unknowingly accepted the fact that he is a meaningless and identityless part of society. A jabroni's girlfriend is almost always a sharastitute and the leader of the jabronies is the jamoke.
"Hey did you see those Jabronies over there with there mustangs?"
"Of course I did, I'm the Jamoke! Now beat it!"
by Phil V. April 10, 2007

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