Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

by Scorpio571666 March 31, 2006
The dumbass steroid guys who live in Bakersfield, CA.
Look at that guy, what a jabroni!
by Ryno May 04, 2004
Jabroni is a word to describe a friend or "bro" within a group of great friends. A girl would be considered a jabronette only if the proper precautions are taken. A to be a jabroni you must have a chill-to-pull ratio of at the very least 3-3

Like terms include: bro, brah, bruh, homie, ect.... jabroni!
Chilling with my Jabronis this weekend

What's up jabroni!

Jabron James

Ect.
by oj-jabroni April 22, 2013
The bad ass from the ghetto. If you see him you would say he has SWAG. Only cause he leaves you speechless and gets all of the ladies.
"Wow look at that jabroni"
"Man he has SWAG"
by Justin jabroni February 21, 2012
A kid that thinks he's the shit, but is a total fag. a loser, poser, and shit talker
Dude Dillon Silkwood your a Jabroni
by Big V 40 April 15, 2010
A pepperami like sausage that smells of fish.
Fiona shut yer beef curtains they stink of jabroni!
by Bad_Ass_Bambi March 07, 2008
A willy, penis, cock, or dick
Terry 'Hulk' Hogan, and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, famously use this word, at home, and during working for the WWE.

(Jabrone for short)
"The Rock say's your a Jabroni"
"Hey Linda, your Jabrone of a dog, took a turd on my weight machine"
by Dowler February 17, 2008
Any red headed person of african heritage.
oh, my! that colored gentleman's head is on fire! nevermind, he's just a jabroni.
by Lavar January 12, 2006

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