A verbal attack or "jab" usually made my a beady.
Beady been jabbing- "Well, you certainly enjoy your food don't you?"
"You looked f*cked mate"
"Well, it's the closest any of you boys are gonna get to pulling this weekend"
"Very funny, but you obviously have too much time on your hands"
"You should have snogged her... although you wouldn't have got very far anyway"