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15.
jab
it means just a bit and it can be ironic.
- "you look tired "
- "yea jab ."
by Niikoo July 03, 2009
 
16.
Jab
Stands for-Just A Bitch, or Just A Body. A Jab is the kind of girl you hook up with when you aren't looking for a relationship. Using her for "just her body" and not getting emotionally attached, not getting her number, and possibly not even her name. Phrases for hooking up with JAB girls are "you down for a Jab?", "Want to throw some Jabs?" or even just a quick jab on the girls arm will do. If she Jabs back, shits goin' down.
Guy 1. "Ayy whats good bro?"
Guy 2. " Nothin' bro, I just broke up with my girl so I've been out here bangin' JAB girls that I'll never talk to again!"
Guy 1. " Bro, all girls should be JAB girls"
Guy 2. "Amen!"
by Just A Bro April 26, 2012
 
17.
"jack ass ball sack" - a person who usually acts like a dumbass, douche, tool, a peepee, or a combination of these.example sentence - cameran was being a jabs when he wouldnt bumb out cigs.
keegan hendrix, manny odonel, cameron faulkner, dane thompson, devin carrier, cory brown, cory hall, aaron murray, chad welch = #1 jabs.
by everyonewhoknowsu October 21, 2008
 
18.
jab
When a man misses a women's hole and ricochets off of the surrounding area. Common for the alcoholically impaired.

1 Jab is acceptable. 2+ = groan. 3+ out of the bed!
GOD! just get your cock in there already and stop JABBING me!
by b-burns. August 11, 2011
 
19.
JAB
A way look.... If you look JAB you f*#king look AWESOME!!!!
Girl: I want a boy with a good JABish look

Boy: Here I am

Girl: =)

Boy =)
by Zzenzo Brown July 09, 2010
 
20.
Jab
An Object, usually round and circular with a smooth surface. The object is coated with Jube (Lube for jabs, inspected by the lubrication standards committee). Then the object is firmly placed between the butt cheeks. For newbies a slow sitting motion and/or vulgar thrusting would be adequate. For advance Jabbers (a person who jabs) a fast thrusting should be obtained. Jabbing can be accomplished with a partner and/or couple. Originally developed in Germany by pediatricians for anal cavity health. It was meant to brush your butt like a toothbrush brushes your mouth. When American society heard of this they perverted the technique to obtain self fulfillment.
I got a jab signed by Brad Pit, to bad its covered in my shit.

I have to attend JabberHolics Anonymous because I got addicted when my doctor told me to Jab everyday to keep the doctor away.
by PaPa Deusch June 16, 2010
 
21.
Jab
A strange way for people to say "Fuck" when they are referring to sex.
"Hey, Hihi do you want to jab?"

"I want to Jab her in the xxxx!"
by Trogdr July 10, 2008