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Rapper who thinks he can sing. Can't do anyhting without Ashanti.
Mezmerized (or whatever that song is called) has got to be one of the worst songs of all time, which is, unsurprisingly, by Ja Rule
by Alex January 26, 2003
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the wack ass rapper who sounds like the cookie monster
50 dissed ja rule about sounding like the cookie monster
by Jennifer July 17, 2004
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damn, i forgot to wash my feet now theyre covered in ja rule
by fufu January 22, 2004
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A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.
I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.
by Matthew November 01, 2004
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Some rapper who grew up in a rich neighborhood and thinks he's ghetto as fuck, and even has a label called Murder Inc., even though he's never commited a crime in his life and never will.
by representing the D January 07, 2005
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An ass-rapper who will not survive one day in a REAL ghetto.
Ja Rule is so ugly he could give a sewer rat nightmares.
by rap hater July 15, 2003
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A synonym for for very watery and acidic diarrhea
The toilet seat and cover at the public washroom were covered in Ja Rule.
by Mariola October 06, 2004
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