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Modern day western Confucius.

Insightful charismatic leader of men.

The Brad Pitt of I/O programming.

The Bill Gates of Electronic Commerce.
Don't JTBurf it.
(It means, don't f@#$ it up)

"My Family got the banner!"

"If I wasn't married..."

"My perception is...."

"I think you, you ********, are trying to strong arm this organization"

"I got Mama out of dem jeans after kids left for school."

"Million dollar in sales is all you need to know."

"I've made my million."

by Jose Alvarado (Accenture) September 05, 2008

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