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Jack Offs Per Day. The average number of times you jack off in one day.
Kid 1: "Whats your JOPD?"
Kid 2: "Probably like 5"
Kid 1: "Dude you're gross"
by Mr. Forch April 15, 2008
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to jerk off in a park with your dick
yo are we playen poker at jopd's house tonight
yup
alright nigga
see you there
by jopd December 29, 2007
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jack offs per day; amount of times you masturbate
"Over the summer, I was averaging j.o.p.d."
by J. Michaelson December 10, 2007
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