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A really underrated actor I think. NO ONE can go ballistic like this guy.
"GET ME A FUCKING DRINK SPYDER!!"
"....how 'bout you fuck your self tommy..."
"you gonna let him get away with that tommy"
BANG! MOTHER FUCKER!
by one eyed snake June 25, 2004

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GOD! I ain't bullshittin he gets the job done.
I pray to Joe Pesci every night.
by David Meacham January 20, 2003

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An actor with a career starting in 1961 with an uncredited appearance as a dancer in Hey Lets Twist (1961). Now 34 films under his belt including Raging Bull (1980), The Super & JFK (1991) and.. um, the Home Alone series. Not a bright moment I'd say. But, I guess he's the rich famous guy and I'm the one sitting here writing a definition of him, so who am I to say....?
Joe Pesci is one crazy mofo!
by mike1979 May 19, 2005

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When you use your dick like a baseball bat, and smack a chick in the face with it while yelling, " Jew mudda fucka Jew mudda fucka."
That bitch is asking for a joe pesci.
by Sammy Bones August 27, 2006

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An actor who sadly retired. He is also The Grand master of Profanity especially with the word "fuck" . Seriously James Lipton should interview this guy

A few example below.
And now an exquisite example from a fine film called Casino in which Joe Pesci plays a mobster name "Nicky Santoro"

"You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table?! You shit-kicking- stinky-horse-manure-smelling-mother fucker you?!?! You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in the desert!!!ya understand, go there and apologize!!!!!

Another example from Casino

"Peeka boo ya fucks you. I see you now mother fucker"

And the best ones
"Fuck me? FUCK ME? You motherfucker fuck my mother!?"
"Charlie M? CHARLIE M?!! YOU MADE ME POPPED YOUR FUCKING EYE OUT OF YOUR HEAD TO PROTECT THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!?!? CHARLIE M?!? YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER YOU!!!!!
by CrippleHawk August 27, 2008

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To bring a girl to a car and immediately lower her head to one's penis for oral sex
1:05 of Casino
It'd be great to Joe Pesci a bitch and have her but gas in the car
by Retronius December 04, 2007

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Someone starts on another person in the street or there is major grievance between two people the attacker or defender will make the case known that he is not amused.
Attacker: "look u want some?"
Defender: "ere, dont make me go joe pesci on ya"

Attacker and defender then ensue in an almighty bloody battle to the death on the streets.
by ntfx April 03, 2003

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