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An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.
"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"

The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.
by Empire of the Moon February 17, 2007
a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything
by lo low superlow August 02, 2003
1. Self professed acronym that Latina Pop star Jennifer Lopez began calling herself in 2002.

2. Large, spankable, booty. In reference to Jennifer Lopez's booty.

3. Clothing and accessory line created by Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a., J.Lo

4. Root of insult, J.Ho, in reference to Jennifer Lopez.

5. Former wife of Ben Affleck. See bennifer.
1. J.Lo is getting married again!?

2. Look at that girl over there. She's got quite a J.Lo.

3. Hey, there's a pile of ugly clothes in the gutter! And look what they say on them - J.Lo!

4. That girl who sleeps around is sure a J.Ho.

5. J.Lo and Ben created the fusion known as bennifer.
by robots on parade June 30, 2004
A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She may think that she remembers her roots, but has in fact long forgotten them and looks down on them. "I'm still Jenny from the block" my ass!!!

However, she is "Jenny who's been around the Block; Spends all her time sucking cock; Married so many men, who knows where they came from; I'm not fooled by the rocks that she's got; Cos she's just a ho who's been around the block"

S/He is an overbearing, arrogant, over-confident tyrant who believes that the sun shines out of their ass; the truth is that they are full of shit, are insecure and needy. Go J.Ho!
Do any of the men in her life stay with her for too long? No they don't; we rest our case.
by Marcel and Sarah March 01, 2004
A canvas for my nut.
My friend asked me what the sticky babe in the corner of my room was. "JLo," I told him. "That's a JLo."
by Mauthner February 02, 2010
a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck
ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him
by kayla April 26, 2004
(JAY-LOW) vt. To have no talent yet achieve notoriety.
Matchbox 20 JLo'd their way onto today's music charts. The teens who bought Mbox's music will live a very JLo'd life.
by Grogan's Heroes September 13, 2003