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JLW
"Just Lose Weight" - a non-sequiter, or set of instructions that has no bearing whatsoever on the actual context.
Patient to doctor: "My knee hurts."
Doctor: "JLW"

Patient to doctor: "I've got a rash on my forehead."
Doctor: "JLW."
by sruths August 17, 2008

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JLW
JLW is some1 who does things coz they think they r funny , when they are not - ... even tho wat they did was quite funny , they shud never b told that !
( H ) james lee warren is a JLW coz of what he put on urban dictionary about Hugh rose! ( E )

hughs amazing and hopes no1 finds what he put ... despite my subtle clues.. ( A )
by hajoker16 May 26, 2009

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