A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."
To give up and cause your white children to leave your erected penis onto/into either a woman's chest, Back, Arse, Face, or Hair. Sometimes caused by thinking about Women you could never fuck, then rubbing yourself for 1-4 minutes, then finishing on a paper towl, the toilet, outside the window, or onto the computer
Bill: Oh god i'm about to JIZZ!
Anne: Pull out! Pull out!
the "icing" they put on your cinnabon at the airport.
i got a cinnabon when i landed,it had the servers jizz all over it! It still looked good!
Another word for sperm
if i could jizz i would on cheryl coles tits
but i cant because i have no balls
Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.
Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"
Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"
Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"
Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).
to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"
hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face
an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place
I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!