see also: Jiff, Retard, Special-needs, Special Ed, The Ringer.
2. Do you want FRRRRIIIIIIES with that?
3. sawarrr (pronounce with a chinese twang) what are you doing sawarrrrr....JIFFY
Inconspicuous looking egg: That does not give me any indication as to how long you are going to be as jiffy is an indefinable period of time.