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(1) Someone who happens to have the same initials as John F Kennedy but is a waffling jackass that doesn't have 1/100th the credibility nor backbone.

(2) Someone who claims to be the Next JFK but doesn't share anything in common except initials.
(1) John F Kerry is a JFK wannabe.
by the waffletoday September 13, 2004

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