Literal translation of "Jesus F***ing Christ"
Your girlfriend is on RateThisWhore.com again.
JFC, are you serious?
"Jesus Fucking Christ"
Used when extremely aggravated, confused, excited, or all of the above.
jfc i didn't know the essay had to be 6 pages?!
Abbreviation of Jesus Fucking Christ.
Kelsey: "Shes such a slut"
Aimee: "I know, pull up your pants, whore, no one wants to see your thong."
Kelsey: "No kidding, JFC!"
Jamaican Fried Chicken
That JFC was delicious on the beach last night.
Usually stands for Jesus Fucking Christ, sometimes for 'just for clarification.'
1. JFC. My boss just told me I have to stay 2 hours late and close tonight!
2. JFC, when I said I'm in the closet, I meant literally.
J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".
Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.
Boy 1: Man, I don't feel so good I think I need the toilet!
Goes to toilet
Boy 2: Dude did you eat JFC last night!?
Boy 1: Yeah sorry.