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11.
JFC
Acronym for Jesus Fucking Christ
Endo: Dude, Becca fucked another guy today!
Brad: JFC!
by Brad April 23, 2003
 
1.
JFC
"Jesus Fucking Christ"

Used when extremely aggravated, confused, excited, or all of the above.
jfc i didn't know the essay had to be 6 pages?!
by sycadelic225 August 21, 2010
 
2.
JFC
Abbreviation of Jesus Fucking Christ.
Kelsey: "Shes such a slut"
Aimee: "I know, pull up your pants, whore, no one wants to see your thong."
Kelsey: "No kidding, JFC!"
by ihatecjd December 29, 2009
 
3.
JFC
Jamaican Fried Chicken
That JFC was delicious on the beach last night.
by aRandomWookie August 22, 2011
 
4.
JFC
Usually stands for Jesus Fucking Christ, sometimes for 'just for clarification.'
1. JFC. My boss just told me I have to stay 2 hours late and close tonight!
2. JFC, when I said I'm in the closet, I meant literally.
by sam118 October 04, 2013
 
5.
J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".
Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.
by jabron December 24, 2007
 
6.
JFC
Jet Fried Chicken

Which can leave you with severe bowel problems.
Boy 1: Man, I don't feel so good I think I need the toilet!
Goes to toilet
Boy 2: Dude did you eat JFC last night!?
Boy 1: Yeah sorry.
by ChickenMuncher2000 June 09, 2013
 
7.
JFC
Literal translation of "Jesus F***ing Christ"
Your girlfriend is on RateThisWhore.com again.
JFC, are you serious?
by ijyoung April 20, 2010