In my experience, JAS MUST stand for "Jupiter and Saturn", as this persons expanding waste-line can only be measured in this way. An irritating twat
of a co-worker whos lazy antics are ignored as he is such a salad tosser
. A pervert
and a nonce
who disgusts all around him with his suggestions of his thong
wearing habits. Great fun to work with......
Secretary: "JAS has just come in"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
Acronym for Just A Second
"When can you get here?"
"Hold on JAS while I find out."
A relatively normal person that spontaneously turns into Pikachu having consumed his own body weight in booze. Do not feed Subway after midnight.
, lad, stop talking to ulgy
We're off for a Jas
of a night!
Originated in the Western Cape, South Africa this word has various meanings.
Firstly "Jas" can refer to anything satisfactory.
"This pasta is Jas"
"Wow, this remix is Jas"
It can also be used in a sentence to further express a job being completed well.
"The way Ash mauled that weed was Jas"
"Charlie jus hit the most Jas bong I've ever seen"
The last example emphasizes the manner in which Charlie hit the bong (as being impressive) however could also refer to the size of the bong (large).
"Jas" can also be used as a sarcastic reply to a question or incident to express the stupidity of the question or incident.
After breaking the first bong, Josh then asked if he could borrow the new one.
In reply Reg exclaimed : "Are you JAS?"
Implying - "are you being for real?" or disbelief at the question even being asked.
Lastly and most commonly it is used as a single word to express extreme happiness or pleasure at a certain situation or circumstance.
After Drey bought JC a Big Tasty from McDonalds JC expressed his happiness by simply saying - "Jas"
Marisa walks into the room wearing nothing but her towel
Andy replies by simply saying - "Jas"
Drey - "Wow, this remix is Jas"
a usually nice guy, normally half indian and mexican. they can make you laugh, and have crazy mood swings worse then a pregnant lady but tolerable.
"your a nice person, you remind me of jas."
The word Jas is common in the Western Cape region of South Africa.
It can depict situations as being Great, Going well, fun, Insane, Rawkis as well as meaning horny depending on the accent used and the situation.
Often mentioned in conjunction with the word Awe (See Awe.)
How was last night bra? Ah it was Jas Suip Awe bra. Suiped from 10 till 7am then started again...at 8 awe awe.
bru: How was last night bra?
bra: Ah it was Jas Suip Awe bru. Suiped from 10 till 7am then started again...at 8 awe awe.
Dude 1:You see that hot chick there, Fuck!
Dude 2: Ya bra that's Jas!
A girl who is always reliable and cute. She is very determined and very athletic. She has passion for basketball. She always puts someones needs before her own. She is very cute, adorable, and very beautiful. Any guy would be lucky to have a girl like her.
Guy: Hey man, are you dating Jas yet?
Friend: Not yet dude. I'll be asking her out later at Starbucks.
When someone you know, usually a guy named joey, smells like ass. otherwise known as Joey Ass Syndrome.
Dude your car smells like JAS