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A word defining all that is powerful in the world... set around four specific individuals who pair up to conquer all. Quaneesha: AWW MAH LAWWDAAAY!! MAH HIZZOUSE BE'S ON FIYAH!! HALP MAH!! HALP MAH!!
John: Oh no! Calm down, Quaneesha, I'll just signal the JART to help you, I know they are doing a gig tonight, but they'll drop their awesomeness music to help a friend in need! Quaneesha: WHO DA FUCK IS DA JART? John: Only the best musical talents/crime fighting mech in the universe! Quaneesha: AWWW DAYAM, tell dem to hurrrrrrry den, mah pitbullz be burrrnin alive in mah crib! |
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Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day. I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
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Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting Adv. Jarted To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart. I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!
That chick is so fine I'd jart on her. |
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verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus. After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.
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The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional. Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?
Tim: Yeah man, it was sick.. |
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To fart while jogging. Last night I had some beans and this morning during my run i had the jarts.
Man I jarted so much during that marathon. |
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to fart out jizz from the penis. you got me so excited i just jarted every were and it was just terrible it was everywere it was on the wall and the ceilings it was horrifying but it really turned you on.
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to jizz so hard you fart Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.
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