Jewish American Redneck (contrast with jap
or Jewish American Princess) A JAR never misses shabbat services unless there is a pool tournament in town or a special on watery domestic beer. JARs are Jewish by birth, but Southern by the grace of JHWH. You always want him/her on your side in an argument over the price of ammo.
In the film "The Big Lebowski" by Joel & Ethan Coen, John Goodman plays a JAR named Walter.
"Did you see that JAR in the Daisy Dukes
? She just downed a fifth of MD 20/20 and now she's dancing the hora in a lawnchair!"
A "jar" of 100 Ecstacy pills
My man just got a jar in last week. He's gotta get rid of all that X quick.
Used mainly in the London area, meaning annoying
"That girl is such a jar"
Pint of the good stuff
"Let's go down the pub and get a few jars in."
Another name for pints of Lager or Beer
- You fancy a couple of Jars the night?
- You rate the Jars!
ACRONYM: Just Aint Right.
This word is used to describe children who "Just Aint Right"
, stupid, dumb, naughty, never going to fit in types, not mainstream, messed up, etc, etc, and so forth.
they have little or no potential to be normal until they get the right treatment/therapy.
Maria: Johnny has ADD.
Hose: No he doesnt, Johnny is a JAR!
Alex: This boy needs to go to the institution
John: Yeah, there is nothing we can do about it. He is a JAR.
JAR- Jizz And Run. When you are hooking up with someone and the other person cums (jizzes) and immediately runs away from you afterwards. Often times pre-ejaculation.
Dude I was JARED on senior week.
A serious affliction that may initially resemble Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS
) due to the copious amounts of phlegm, coughing, and unsightly/ungroomed appearance. This condition, which applies to specific individuals (aka "Jacks"), is not known to be airborne-contagious, but there is insufficient evidence to determine if it can be contracted through bodily fluids or prolonged exposure in unventilated areas. There is no known cure.
Person A: "What is wrong with Jack, I hope that isn't SARS?"
Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"
Person A: "Oh, that's good."
Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."