JAFUG 

Just another f'd up guy.

I thought things were promising, but when he kept ____ (talking about his mother/complaining about his ex/rationalizing/asking me for money), sadly I realized he was JAFUG.

JAFUG by penuckle14 October 20, 2010

Jabuggin 

the act in which when someone becomes very annoyed or pissed off due to something that happened to them or somebody else

When dropping a glass of water onto my laptop, i started jabuggin.

Jabuggin by Jabugggin23 January 18, 2010

Jaluga 

Used to describe someone that is really dumb and laughs at his own jokes. He wears Aeropostle and Hollister clothing. Most likely drives a sports car, preferably a baby blue Mustang. Usually laughed at by others. Also has tons of cats.

Man 1: What's up, Jaluga?

Man 2: Why you little fucker!

Jaluga by traGicsz September 15, 2010

JAFURK 

An acronym consisting of the initial letters of the phrase Just Another Fucked-Up Rich Kid.

Bye-bye Bushie.
Such a JAFURK.
I got no time for Hillary. Sorry, she's a total JAFURK.

JAFURK by Graycard June 16, 2008

Jafuk 

Similar to "the fuck", "dafuq", "da fuck", "the fuq", or words with similar connotations, Jafuk is a word used to signify extreme surprise or confusion.

"What jafuk is Anthony doing to cfine in the corner?!"

"Dude I heard Anthony CFined that fine woman last night!"

"Jafuk!"

Jafuk by sealionyuhhh April 3, 2013

Heywood Jafugger 

Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.

"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".

Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."

Heywood Jafugger by Ida Eatherout September 22, 2006

Smacking the jauga 

A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.

Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!

Smacking the jauga by OG Squad Defines November 21, 2016