JAFU 

Acronym for "Just Another Fucking User." Refers to the unspoken service level given by technical support personnel to customers.

I used to give Jim priority technical support until he pissed me off. Now he is JAFU to me. He gets the same service now as everyone else.

JAFU by Mr E 2 You January 13, 2007

JAFURK 

An acronym consisting of the initial letters of the phrase Just Another Fucked-Up Rich Kid.

Bye-bye Bushie.
Such a JAFURK.
I got no time for Hillary. Sorry, she's a total JAFURK.

JAFURK by Graycard June 16, 2008

Jafuk 

Similar to "the fuck", "dafuq", "da fuck", "the fuq", or words with similar connotations, Jafuk is a word used to signify extreme surprise or confusion.

"What jafuk is Anthony doing to cfine in the corner?!"

"Dude I heard Anthony CFined that fine woman last night!"

"Jafuk!"

Jafuk by sealionyuhhh April 3, 2013

Heywood Jafugger 

Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.

"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".

Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."

Heywood Jafugger by Ida Eatherout September 22, 2006

jafum 

Just another fucking underwear model.

Sche's jafum (just another fucking underwear model).

jafum by borley4 April 10, 2011

jafucker 

One whose intentions/actions are contrary to the speaker, thus giving rise to contempt for the subject.

Eric, quit being such a jafucker.

jafucker by SKB99 October 26, 2006

JAFUG 

Just another f'd up guy.

I thought things were promising, but when he kept ____ (talking about his mother/complaining about his ex/rationalizing/asking me for money), sadly I realized he was JAFUG.

JAFUG by penuckle14 October 20, 2010