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a pirate known for his seemingly strange accent and appreciation for
CARS. likes mufflers!!! Will randomly say AAAAARRRR!!!, which his
...psychologists still cannot understand. All in all, a very strange and funny piiiiirraaaateee!!!
conversation between JAAAAAAAAARS and people around him:

JAAAAAAAAARS- I'M JAAARS, AND I'M A PIIIIIRATE!
others- Ok, Jars, we understand already.
JAAAAAAAAARS- AAAARRR!!! I'M JAAAAAAARSS!!!
others- Holy crap, shut the hell up.
JAAAAAAAAARS- I LIKE CAAAAAARSSS!!!! AAAAARRR!!! AND I BE A PIRAAAATE!!!
by a muffler November 04, 2010