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J2P
1: A guy who enjoys going for drinks with "The boys" but only gets as far as the two pints before vomiting on himself and falling over steps.

2: A Legend
1: Man that guy couldn't outdrink J2P!

2: Man, i want to be J2P!
by Mike Clemson October 15, 2006

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