J. CREW is a simplistic, preppy, New England-style clothing brand worn usually by middle to upper-middle class young people who desire classic, comfortable clothing. They do not make flashy clothing with big logos branded on the chest. Instead, their clothing is relatively understated despite somewhat high retail price tags.
"That was a pretty cool argyle sweater he/she was wearing."
"It was probably from J.CREW. He/She is such a prep."
A group of 5 girls and one guy who have extreme OJD. Actions frequently include stalking and fantasizing about any one (or more) jonas brothers. Fantasies have been known to include hot fudge and whipped cream.
They often have pictures of Joe Jonas' JNK on their desktop background. JOENER!?
Wanted in 52 states
"Hey, last night we snuck into the Jonas Brother's tour bus and raped all three jonas brothers... AND covered them in hot fudge!"
"What the FUCK? You must be a member of the J crew! Get da PO PO! 5-0 5-0!"