| 1. | J.T. Day | ||
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J.T. Day is celebrated annually on the 10th of September. The weekend before (or of, in the event the 10th is a weekday) and the weekend after are also celebrated. Activities include drinking Justin Timberlake's tequila, 901; listening to Justin Timeberlake records; dancing; wearing bow ties; and enjoying life more than anyone else. The holiday is officially called Two Weekends of J.T. Day. However, it is generally shortened to just J.T. Day. It was first celebrated in Lawrence, Kansas in 2006. Thomas: You comin' out for J.T. Day tomorrow?
Stranger: J.T. Day? Thomas: . . . Just bring tequila and dancing shoes. |
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| 2. | J.T. | ||
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A bad ass mothafucker who you better not fuck around with or he will punch the living fucking day light out of you .
all woman want him he has 8 1/2 inches and is a master at gettin the chicks p.s. : DONT FUCK WITH HIM THAT MAN RIGHT THER IS A REAL J.T.
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| 3. | J.T | ||
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It's the initials of the buffest man alive--Justin Timberlake... Have you heard J.T's new song?
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| 4. | Walrus Trait Syndrome | ||
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Possibly the worst genetic/ socialdisorder ever known. Symptoms include:
Lazy eyes, Long lanky arms, Infatuations with silver whistles, enlarged abdomens and horrible facial hair that seems to form tusks. Those infected with W.T.S. are incredibly irritable in times where their power might be challenged. All logic is lost in their speech and hold a conversation with one of these beings is comparable to having one's ear drums drilled out. "Damn, Wolpoff's Walrus Trait Syndrome is really bad today"
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| 5. | J.T. Walsh | ||
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Full name James Patrick Walsh. Character actor of the nineties. Starred in films such as Breakdown, A Few Good Men, The Negotiator, Pleasantville, Good Morning Vietnam, Nixon, and Miracle on 34th Street. Went to the University of Rhode Island. Died in February of 1998. Pam: "Hey who's that guy from A Few Good Men? You know the one who played the general who shot himself, whatever happened to him?"
Jim: "That's J.T. Walsh. He died from a heart attack a long time ago." Pam: "That's too bad, he was such a great actor. I think he would have gone far." |
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| 6. | J.T.S. | ||
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Justin Timberlake Syndrome. When a person ditches all their friends to go off alone thinking they're the best and then quickly turns into a doushebag. "I havn't seen Fred around lately, what's up?"
"Oh, he has J.T.S." "Ah I see, what a doushebag." "You guys are holding me back, I'm going to make my own team and fucking own you all" "Whatever you say JT" |
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| 7. | Jäger-aid | ||
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when you mix Jägermeister with Country Time lemonade that has mixed with water already. yo I got so hung over last night by drinking that "Jäger-aid"
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