An acronym for 'John Player Special', a brand of cigarette marketed by Imperial Tobacco LLC (Imperial Brands Ltd. in Canada). The John Player Special brand is well known for its less chemical, yet more bold taste than many blends available on the mianstream market. The signature elegant gold lettering on black packaging has earned the blend the nick name 'The Black Death'. Though Imperial Tobacco has released at least red and white renditions of the package (the latter of which was at one point the subject of a massive advertising spree in the UK), the most popular blend and type remains the International Blend, King Size Black (as opposed to American Blend).
JPS is often (whether true or not) cited as the most potentially health-damaging non-american blend allowed for sale by Health Canada
by Karma April 6, 2005
Jean-Paul Sartre, the famous existentialist philosopher and author of Being and Nothingness, as referred to by people who are tired of trying to pronounce his last name.
1: Is it pronounced "Sart-ruh" or just "Sart"?
2: Huh?
1: You know, the philosopher . . .
2: Oh, you mean JPS?
2: Huh?
1: You know, the philosopher . . .
2: Oh, you mean JPS?
by sishu7 April 4, 2011
Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)
The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).
The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).
by afextz October 1, 2004
by jps4985498459458 November 5, 2010
Acronym for the Boston neighborhood Jamaica Plain. Diversity is celebrated in JP. It's not uncommon to see affluent college kids intermingling with disadvantaged inner city youths at the public parks where playing basketball and smoking marijuana is a way of life.
by affluent geoffrey January 31, 2020
a sweetheart, an angel, patient and kind, quick witted, sarcastic and a blessing to anyone lucky enough to have them in their life. He tends to be a big flirt, but when he finds a girl to settle down with, he will stop. Jps have a lot of friends, and are very good in sports. He will fall in love very fast, and truly. He wont lie to you. He'll do basically anything he can just to make his one-and-only happy, even if that means going to the extreme. Can often be clingy, but in a cute way. The sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. He makes you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. He has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him. You are the luckiest person in the world if you're dating JP. You are SOOOO lucky and you should be thankful even if sometimes you wanna punch him in his throat. You better love him though.
by Marajam56756 December 23, 2016
jackass_fo_life4325: yous a ho bitch, back up!
chick0102: fuck u nigga!
jackass: u no im jp
chick0102: oh ok is all good
chick0102: fuck u nigga!
jackass: u no im jp
chick0102: oh ok is all good
by anonymous December 30, 2004