1. v.- kissing your boyfriend while he's taking a poop and your bestie looks on.
2. n.- when you leave for work and your bf is on the crapper and you want to smooch him goodbye.
"Honey! Where are you?"
"I'm on the shitter!"
"I'm leaving for work! Gimme a J.O.B.! Before you leave light a match! Love you!"
1. a job, career, occupation
2. backronym for "Jail Outside Bars," the idea being that having to perform alienated labor is as oppressive, in its own way, as being in prison. One is in a kind of "jail," even though one is "outside" of any physical "bars" that would force you to stay there.
dude1: Why weren't you at the party last night? It was crazy!
dude2 sadly: I was stuck in the J.O.B..