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Jesus Is For Everybody. This acronym was first coined by the Christian Rapper Da' T.R.U.T.H. in 2013.
Dude: I dont know man, I just feel like God doesn't want anything to do with me.

Dude: Bro dont you know? J.I.F.E. Jesus Is For Everybody :)!
by tev January 13, 2013
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A descriptive word for something that is cool or awesome. It also has a latent connotation for not only being good, but lacking fail.
Man, that night was totally jife.

Working early is completely non-jife.
by PoopieStain June 04, 2009
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Short for "Jazz Life"; or basically the lifestyle of any professional freelance musician. A person making a living as a sideman in the music industry, and is always working the opposite schedule of everyone else in society, thus living the jife.
"Hey how was your weekend?"
"Shit man, I had a show friday and saturday night, a brunch gig saturday afternoon, two rehearsals, and my church gig all day sunday. I'm exhausted."
"Yeah dude, that's the jife for you. Maybe we can chill tuesday?"
"Sure, my tuesday is totally free."
by S_FuNk February 17, 2013
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another word for cocaine, crack, etc.
I need to get my jife on!!!
by Pmuthafuckindizzle December 14, 2007
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A word that is used in place of another word. The meaning varies depending on the context used.
You're being a bit of a jife.
That's really jife.
I'm really jifed about this weekend.
by Gee.Unit November 06, 2010
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