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career underachiever who signed a 5 year/$70 million contract with the Red Sox before the 2007 season; in return for his $14 million salary, he gave the team yet another subpar underachieving season (.270 average, 11 home runs and 64 RBI). He redeemed himself a little in the playoffs (.314 average, 1 HR, 11 RBI in 14 games) but still not enough to justify that salary - also has a lingering shoulder injury that might cause his arm to fall off at any time just like Chad Pennington
If J.D. Drew, Chad Pennington and Eric Mangini (the so-called Mangenius) got into a fight in a schoolyard, both Pennington and Drew's arms would fall off, and Mangini would walk away and tell the principal, and subsequently would lose his starting quarterback and lead the J!E!T!S! JETS JETS JETS to an amazing 1-15 season and get fired not for having a bad season, but for being too paranoid about people stealing his signs.
by andy40250 November 03, 2007

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