-A female not nessesarily Jewish or american, who belives that ones appearence is very important and is willing to do whatever it takes to look their best
-has usually large breasts, hips and a smaller waist with good legs, short
-optomistic and happy
-may seem to be superficial but is actually quite intelligent and is usually very educated
-traditional
-wears very shleppy clothing (like sweats with holes or yoga pants) but manages to look put together
-likes to talk
-generally pleasent towards others
-interested in keeping well groomed
-low pain tolerance
"omg! hi! how are you! what have you been up to latley?"
"Ugh, i need a brazillian already"
by elleinad August 11, 2004

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JAP
acronym for Jewish American Princess.
Not every girl who wears Juicy, Louis Vitton, a side ponytail, baggy pants, goes to camp and private school is a jap, although many do. JAPS are internally insecure and show off their materialistic belongings because they are subconciously lacking. The truth is many JAPS have parents who are either over or under involved in their daughter's life. Instead of making fun of a JAP, you should pity her, for all she has is her Daddy's money.
"That girl is such a JAP." "It's sad that she is so unhappy and has nothing going for her."
by jdfh May 16, 2005

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Jap
To masturbate, originated from the slang for Japanese, since they are always masturbating.
Example:
What's Matsuoka doing?
Oh as usual, he's just japping.

Yo, isn't that babe jappable?
(In this case, it means she is hot enough for you to jap while staring at her picture.)
by pierre dyslmbt February 11, 2009

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Jap
A derogatory term for a person of the Japanese decent that was first used in World War 2. More recently the word has been used as an abbreviation for "Jewish American Princess." THOSE WHO USE THE TERM AS AN ABBREVIATION SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO VIOLENT BUKKAKE AFTER BEING HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A HEAVY PIECE OF MINING EQUIPMENT. JAP IS AN TERM FOR JAPANESE PEOPLE, JEWS YOU HAVE ENOUGH STOP TRYING TO STEAL OUR TERMS!
That fuckin jap just kamikazed into that Jewish temple
by pissed off jap January 23, 2008

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Jap
A Jewish American Princess.
omg so shes the Jewish American Princess (Jap) that goes to our school at the Anglo American School... shes amazing! so hot yummmmy
by Eddy18 April 29, 2009

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jap
a jewish american princess who gets whatever she wants, whenever she wants. doesnt care what she looks like because she doesnt hvae to because people love her anyways. even if she's wearing sweatpants, they probably cost 100$ or so. you have to be jewish to be considered a JAP, if you're CATHOLIC, you're a cap
"she has a new outfit everyday! what a jap"
by brovie May 29, 2005

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Jap
The art of getting out of an unjoyable or onerous task whilst at the same time passing the task on to ones enemies or (more likely) colleagues.
Man how come i have to do this, your name was down for it - you sure are a master japtist.
by bond Don January 10, 2008

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