Jewish American Princess, aka spoiled rotten slutty bitches

Specifications

*Must reside on Long Island, in Northern New Jersey, or Boca Raton

*Hair color does not matter, though highlights are a necessity for some

*nasal voice (Long Island Only)

*Makeup MUST include the following: Mac, Dior, Chanel, Lancome, Nars, etc.

*Clothes: Abercrombie, Hollister, Ruehl, Gilly Hicks, Juicy Couture, Splendid, American Apparel, C&C California, Ed Hardy, Hard Tail, So Low, Junk Food (for JAPs in training), etc. Victoria's is the ONLY place to buy underwear (only thongs but sexy boyshorts are ok too)

*Jewelry: Tiffany and Co, Cartier, David Yurman, Chanel, Dior, etc.

*Handbags: Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Miu Miu, Gucci, Juicy Couture, Fendi, etc.

*Shoes:can vary but the cheapest brands are Havaianas (a Brazilian flipflop line) or converse

*Technology: Mac laptops ONLY (for ichatting, of course), a blackberry or iphone cell phone ONLY, MUST have facebook

*Attitude: um, can you say bitchy? Can be intelligent or be a complete dumbass.
Intolerant of any racial (by using slurs) /orientational minorities (African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, gays, lesbians, disabled, etc.) or those who to them are "weird" or "uncool". On occasion, JAPS will try and convince the "weird" people to conform to their lifestyle, claiming that they "only want to help you." Do NOT buy this.

Lifestyle: usually wealthy to the point of spoiled, they will compete in making the most "super-sweet bat mitzvah" or sweet 16 or compete in popularity by the number of bar/bat mitzvah paraphernalia they get. VERY classless.

Relationships: JAPS act like sluts among their peers, throwing themselves at every Jewish guy who's willing to get head. They will brag about how far they've gone and criticize those who prefer taking things slow. Relationships RARELY last more than two months. However, Jewish mothers will occasionally force their sons into marrying a JAP to "maintain a fully Jewish heritage." It is not uncommon for JAPS to be labeled later in life as gold diggers by their husbands.

Personal Life: Almost all JAPS have very shady personal lives. It could pertain to family issues (ugly divorce, father a joe hedgefund or joe law type is sleeping with a much-younger shiksa, death of mother, etc.), emotional issues (mental illness, eating disorders, perfectionism, learning disabilities, cutting, etc.)

Interests: Some JAPS prefer sports, others prefer musical theater (this is very rare though), shopping parties and sex are religions. Most Importantly though, are the jappy, exclusive, 100% unsupervised summer camps they call their "home away from home." Here, girls like to bully others and hook up with all of thier male friends from home. Most of these camps are in the Poconos in Pennslyvania.

Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a J.A.P.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: LIKE EH MA FUCKING GAWD I CANNAWT WAITTT 2 C MY CAMPIESSSS AGAINNNN

XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: I KNOWW, WE R GOING 2B SOOO GORGEOUSSS AT OUR SOCIALS. JAKE AND BEN R SOOOOO GONNA WANNA HOOK UP W US!!!

Xoprincess<3sammioX: I TOTALLY LIKE NEEEDDD THAT TERRY MINIDRESS FROM JUICY BUT MY DADDY, WAYYYY 2 PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT SLUT GF OF HIS, DOESNT SEEM 2 CARE =(

XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: THAT SUXX!!!! THAT BITCH RACHEL CALLED ME A J.A.P YESTERDAY. I AM NAWT A J.A.P. !!! I ONLY TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULDN'T WEAR ALL BLACK ALL THE TIME SO SHE CAN ACTUALLY GET INVITED 2 PARTIES AND SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED A SHIT.

Xoprincess<3sammioX: UR RITE, SHE IS A BITCH! WELL G2G BABE. LUV U MWAH MWAH!!

XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: BYE BABEE. ONLY 126 DAYS TIL CAMPP!!!
by tennis and tiffanys January 07, 2009
Jewish American Princess
~snotty
~rich
JAPS originated in Jericho,NY
HOW YOU IDENTIFY A JAP:
shes wearing a velour juicy track suit and a junkfood t-shit(that states camp is my second home) shes wearing brand new uggs. shes yelling at her her equally jappy mother to let her have a 25 person sleep over (girls AND boys) constantly saying omg and like and wearing sweatshirts from the bar/bat mitzvah the previous weekend.
She is trying to be a J.A.P but she is wearing ALL knockoffs
by yoyomarshmallow January 23, 2007
Jewish American Prince or Princess
JAPrinces: wear a polo, khakis and ugg slippers all of the time. Has a nice watch usually a tag heure, maybe a citizen. Drive a lexus, audi or bmw. Use a blackberry iPhone cell phone.
JAPrincess: wear juicy or abercrombie clothing. ALWAYS driven to school in her moms mercedes or dads bmw. Has their own range rover that is never used. ALWAYS has straight hair. Use a blackberry cell phone and keeps it in their longchamp purses.
That girl just got out of her dads porsche and her outfit costs more than my house...what a JAP
by flipped February 20, 2010
A racial slur against Japanese person. Or person of Japanese descent. Nowadays people use this word without understanding the history behind this derogatory word. Japanese Americans living in the United States faced racial prejudice during World War II. This word shouldn't be forgotten, and shouldn't be used lightly even if there are other definitions for this word.
"The Japs bombed pearl harbor"

Search for "Executive Order 9066" "Japanese American internment camps" on the web.
by abj January 27, 2013
Jewish American Princess. Commonly found in their natural habitat in Thornhill, Toronto. Most creatures from this species are found walking around the promenade, texting on their blackberry's.

Japs are usually found wearing:
TNA, Juicy, Lululemon, Abrecrombie, American Eagle, UGGS (for ugly), Coach, Guess, Freecity, PINK, Roots, etc.

Japs are found using words such as:
Pretts, uggs, obvss, whatevss, jkss, legit chilzz, kdot, Abbriviations such as: OMG, ilysfm, etc.

Common Jap actions:
Taking pics in their bikini's
Taking pics of themselves in the mirror with their BB
Having Glamorous bat mitzvah's their daddy paid for
Going on vacays in: Mexico, NYC, Florida, etc.
Spending their summers @ Camp Ramah or Cottage
Wearing their hair in messy buns or staight

Bragging about their mac Laptops.
Wearing makeup at an early age.

Extreme version of jap: Gina
(in aritzia)
Tamara: Gawd just get me everything in the store, and every color TOMS. Im a size 6. (snaps)

Jap mom: Okay sweety, i'll just walk around the store because i have no job and get your everything. Ill scan it on your dads credit card who we never get to see. Love you too!!

Stalker: Wow they are such JAPS!!!

Other stalker: Agreed!!
by Japstalker June 26, 2011
Jewish American Princess
can be hot, but is always annoying
whao dude, look at those japs over there!
*head explodes*
by Arfalarf May 29, 2004
a bitchy girl who wears solow, hardtail,juicy couture, ugg and other brand names. ALL of their bags (coach, dooney and burke, prada, burberry. etc) are REAL. they can spot a fake bag from a mile away.

IF YOU EVER NEED TO SEE A JAP JUST COME TO PLAINVIEW.
jap1: what did you do this weekend?
jap2: went to sweats appeal, max and ginos, sandys and other stores and got these totally cute new solows, like 'em?
jap1: ohmyGAWDD. i looooooove them!
by japhater May 28, 2005

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