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Jewish American Princess, aka spoiled rotten slutty bitches

Specifications

*Must reside on Long Island, in Northern New Jersey, or Boca Raton

*Hair color does not matter, though highlights are a necessity for some

*nasal voice (Long Island Only)

*Makeup MUST include the following: Mac, Dior, Chanel, Lancome, Nars, etc.

*Clothes: Abercrombie, Hollister, Ruehl, Gilly Hicks, Juicy Couture, Splendid, American Apparel, C&C California, Ed Hardy, Hard Tail, So Low, Junk Food (for JAPs in training), etc. Victoria's is the ONLY place to buy underwear (only thongs but sexy boyshorts are ok too)

*Jewelry: Tiffany and Co, Cartier, David Yurman, Chanel, Dior, etc.

*Handbags: Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Miu Miu, Gucci, Juicy Couture, Fendi, etc.

*Shoes:can vary but the cheapest brands are Havaianas (a Brazilian flipflop line) or converse

*Technology: Mac laptops ONLY (for ichatting, of course), a blackberry or iphone cell phone ONLY, MUST have facebook

*Attitude: um, can you say bitchy? Can be intelligent or be a complete dumbass.
Intolerant of any racial (by using slurs) /orientational minorities (African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, gays, lesbians, disabled, etc.) or those who to them are "weird" or "uncool". On occasion, JAPS will try and convince the "weird" people to conform to their lifestyle, claiming that they "only want to help you." Do NOT buy this.

Lifestyle: usually wealthy to the point of spoiled, they will compete in making the most "super-sweet bat mitzvah" or sweet 16 or compete in popularity by the number of bar/bat mitzvah paraphernalia they get. VERY classless.

Relationships: JAPS act like sluts among their peers, throwing themselves at every Jewish guy who's willing to get head. They will brag about how far they've gone and criticize those who prefer taking things slow. Relationships RARELY last more than two months. However, Jewish mothers will occasionally force their sons into marrying a JAP to "maintain a fully Jewish heritage." It is not uncommon for JAPS to be labeled later in life as gold diggers by their husbands.

Personal Life: Almost all JAPS have very shady personal lives. It could pertain to family issues (ugly divorce, father a joe hedgefund or joe law type is sleeping with a much-younger shiksa, death of mother, etc.), emotional issues (mental illness, eating disorders, perfectionism, learning disabilities, cutting, etc.)

Interests: Some JAPS prefer sports, others prefer musical theater (this is very rare though), shopping parties and sex are religions. Most Importantly though, are the jappy, exclusive, 100% unsupervised summer camps they call their "home away from home." Here, girls like to bully others and hook up with all of thier male friends from home. Most of these camps are in the Poconos in Pennslyvania.

Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a J.A.P.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: LIKE EH MA FUCKING GAWD I CANNAWT WAITTT 2 C MY CAMPIESSSS AGAINNNN

XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: I KNOWW, WE R GOING 2B SOOO GORGEOUSSS AT OUR SOCIALS. JAKE AND BEN R SOOOOO GONNA WANNA HOOK UP W US!!!

Xoprincess<3sammioX: I TOTALLY LIKE NEEEDDD THAT TERRY MINIDRESS FROM JUICY BUT MY DADDY, WAYYYY 2 PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT SLUT GF OF HIS, DOESNT SEEM 2 CARE =(

XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: THAT SUXX!!!! THAT BITCH RACHEL CALLED ME A J.A.P YESTERDAY. I AM NAWT A J.A.P. !!! I ONLY TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULDN'T WEAR ALL BLACK ALL THE TIME SO SHE CAN ACTUALLY GET INVITED 2 PARTIES AND SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED A SHIT.

Xoprincess<3sammioX: UR RITE, SHE IS A BITCH! WELL G2G BABE. LUV U MWAH MWAH!!

XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: BYE BABEE. ONLY 126 DAYS TIL CAMPP!!!
by tennis and tiffanys January 07, 2009
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1.
J.A.P.
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")

A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.

References:
See www.jdate.com or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"Jdate is full of J.A.P.'s."

"That girl is a total J.A.P."

"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"
by D March 29, 2004
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2.
Jap
A Chicago Word (verb)
1.To yell or go off on someone.
Man,they forgot to fix my car so I had to JAP on them.
by Darkness T January 05, 2009
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3.
jap
A chicago term for snapping on someone. It means to have a heated argument with another person.
Man, I just japped on her.
Don't maake me jap on you.
by Trish Washington May 18, 2007
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4.
jap
A term used for people of Japanses decent, also used as a derogatory term during World War II.
i killed 5 of them japs today
danm kamakazi japs
by a Jap November 18, 2005
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5.
JAP
*DISCLAIMER* THIS IS A DEFINITION FOR A CANADIAN JAP K THANKS.

JAP= Jewish American Princess, but have now migrated into Canada as well. They get whatever they want, and are insanely rich, spoiled, and bitchy.

A JAP can be commonly be seen wearing:
-TNA, American Apparel, or Juicy hoodies
-Roots, Lulu Lemon, or TNA sweatpants
-A TNA or North face Coat
-UGG Boots
-Moccasins and Birkenstocks
-Abercrombie&Fitch
-American Eagle, etc.
-A shitload of makeup
-Straightened hair
-A messy bun, attempting to be fashionable.

LUXURIES:
-Always at camp
-Insane Bat Mitzvahs
-Huge House (commonly found in Forest Hill, Lawrence Park, or Lytton Park)
-Divorced parents with great connections
-Huge cottages on Lake Muskoka or Lake Joseph

TYPICAL PERSONALITIES:
-Loud
-Bitchy
-Outgoing
-Flirty
-Slutty

TYPICAL JAP NAMES:
-Emily
-Rachel
-Jamie
-Mollie
-Gabby
Person A: OMG did you hear about Emily?

Person B: No

Person A: For her 13th birthday, she got a Tiffany necklace, her 4th pair of UGGs, an iPhone, and $500!

Person B: OMG what a JAP!
by heyitsme199666 January 04, 2010
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6.
Jewish American Princess: Female of Jewish origin
(1)That "women" is your typical J.A.P.(2)Stop acting like a JAP (3)That J.A.P. would not stop complaining!(4) Face it your the average J.A.P.
by mikel T August 17, 2006
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7.
An insulting and racist method of refering to Japanese people of the Empire of Japan
Stanton, you're a Jap!
by harry okamoto June 30, 2005
451 321