Jewish American Princess, aka spoiled rotten slutty bitches
*Must reside on Long Island, in Northern New Jersey, or Boca Raton
*Hair color does not matter, though highlights are a necessity for some
*nasal voice (Long Island Only)
*Makeup MUST include the following: Mac, Dior, Chanel, Lancome, Nars, etc.
*Clothes: Abercrombie, Hollister, Ruehl, Gilly Hicks, Juicy Couture, Splendid, American Apparel, C&C California, Ed Hardy, Hard Tail, So Low, Junk Food (for JAPs in training), etc. Victoria's is the ONLY place to buy underwear (only thongs but sexy boyshorts are ok too)
*Jewelry: Tiffany and Co, Cartier, David Yurman, Chanel, Dior, etc.
*Handbags: Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Miu Miu, Gucci, Juicy Couture, Fendi, etc.
*Shoes:can vary but the cheapest brands are Havaianas (a Brazilian flipflop line) or converse
*Technology: Mac laptops ONLY (for ichatting, of course), a blackberry or iphone cell phone ONLY, MUST have facebook
*Attitude: um, can you say bitchy? Can be intelligent or be a complete dumbass.
Intolerant of any racial (by using slurs) /orientational minorities (African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, gays, lesbians, disabled, etc.) or those who to them are "weird" or "uncool". On occasion, JAPS will try and convince the "weird" people to conform to their lifestyle, claiming that they "only want to help you." Do NOT buy this.
Lifestyle: usually wealthy to the point of spoiled, they will compete in making the most "super-sweet bat mitzvah" or sweet 16 or compete in popularity by the number of bar/bat mitzvah paraphernalia they get. VERY classless.
Relationships: JAPS act like sluts among their peers, throwing themselves at every Jewish guy who's willing to get head. They will brag about how far they've gone and criticize those who prefer taking things slow. Relationships RARELY last more than two months. However, Jewish mothers will occasionally force their sons into marrying a JAP to "maintain a fully Jewish heritage." It is not uncommon for JAPS to be labeled later in life as gold diggers by their husbands.
Personal Life: Almost all JAPS have very shady personal lives. It could pertain to family issues (ugly divorce, father a joe hedgefund or joe law type is sleeping with a much-younger shiksa, death of mother, etc.), emotional issues (mental illness, eating disorders, perfectionism, learning disabilities, cutting, etc.)
Interests: Some JAPS prefer sports, others prefer musical theater (this is very rare though), shopping parties and sex are religions. Most Importantly though, are the jappy, exclusive, 100% unsupervised summer camps they call their "home away from home." Here, girls like to bully others and hook up with all of thier male friends from home. Most of these camps are in the Poconos in Pennslyvania.
Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a J.A.P.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: LIKE EH MA FUCKING GAWD I CANNAWT WAITTT 2 C MY CAMPIESSSS AGAINNNN
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: I KNOWW, WE R GOING 2B SOOO GORGEOUSSS AT OUR SOCIALS. JAKE AND BEN R SOOOOO GONNA WANNA HOOK UP W US!!!
Xoprincess<3sammioX: I TOTALLY LIKE NEEEDDD THAT TERRY MINIDRESS FROM JUICY BUT MY DADDY, WAYYYY 2 PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT SLUT GF OF HIS, DOESNT SEEM 2 CARE =(
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: THAT SUXX!!!! THAT BITCH RACHEL CALLED ME A J.A.P YESTERDAY. I AM NAWT A J.A.P. !!! I ONLY TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULDN'T WEAR ALL BLACK ALL THE TIME SO SHE CAN ACTUALLY GET INVITED 2 PARTIES AND SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED A SHIT.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: UR RITE, SHE IS A BITCH! WELL G2G BABE. LUV U MWAH MWAH!!
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: BYE BABEE. ONLY 126 DAYS TIL CAMPP!!!
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")
A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.
See www.jdate.com or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"Jdate is full of J.A.P.'s."
"That girl is a total J.A.P."
"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"
Jewish American Princess: Female of Jewish origin
(1)That "women" is your typical J.A.P.(2)Stop acting like a JAP (3)That J.A.P. would not stop complaining!(4) Face it your the average J.A.P.
Jewish American Princess (a stuck up, bratty, or spoiled jewish girl)
note: ONLY SOME Jewish girls are like this, not all. Also, some non-jewish people may be referred to as JAPS because of their attitude. People call others JAPS because of their clothing-JAP is INCLUDING the snobbish part.
That girl is so stuck up-shes a J.A.P.
Look at that J.A.P., she's so full of herself
Jewish American Princess
Often from the Long Island area, but can be found in places in New Jersey (Livingston, Short Hills, Tenafly, etc) and Boca Raton. They like to wear brand-names such as juicy couture, hardtail, solow, burberry, lacoste, rebecca beeson, ugg, michael stars, c&c, prada, etc.
Normally of a higher intelligence then most, however some can be blithering idiots.
Spend their summers at very expensive, jappy sleep-a-way camps where they feel the need to act like sluts and make other jappy friends.
Even though they may not act it, they are all sluts at heart and secretly dream about things guys would do to them. They may seem prude; but they're really not.
"Let's go to Bloomies.. I need a new juicy tube!"
"OMG I am soo not a JAP!"
"My outfit only consists of Juicy, Junkfood, and SoLow! It so is not jappy!"
"Can't wait 'til camp!"
"OMG! Why is our town so prude?"
"Jewish American Princess"
-a rich, snobby, jewish girl.
-They wear different types of clothes then "preps". They wear A&F, Solow`s, Hard Tail, Prada, Kate Spade, Armani, Uggs, Juicy Couture, etc.
-They wear lots of make-up to make themselves look pretty.
-They give head to every guy they see who is in their Jappy group.
-They`re pants are low revealing a Victoria`s Secret thong.
-They`re shirts are too high but then the JAP will make it even higher by tying it up with a hair band and then trying to hide that they did such a thing by putting it under the shirt, creating a huge bump that looks similar to a hump on their backs.
-They`re of higher intelligence then preps. They are usually in Honors.
-They deny being a jap.
-Have no talents whatsoever.
"Oh my goddd!! I'm not a jap!!"
"I hate japs"
"Mary Jane is such a jap"
"I wear jappy clothes, but I'm not a jap!!"
Jewish American Princess; An upper class Jewish woman whose sole purpose is to acquire designer clothing
That J.A.P. talked to me about Gucci bags for 2 and a half hours.