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J.A.P.
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")

A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.

References:
See www.jdate.com or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"Jdate is full of J.A.P.'s."

"That girl is a total J.A.P."

"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"
by D March 29, 2004
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Jewish American Princess
~snotty
~rich
JAPS originated in Jericho,NY
HOW YOU IDENTIFY A JAP:
shes wearing a velour juicy track suit and a junkfood t-shit(that states camp is my second home) shes wearing brand new uggs. shes yelling at her her equally jappy mother to let her have a 25 person sleep over (girls AND boys) constantly saying omg and like and wearing sweatshirts from the bar/bat mitzvah the previous weekend.
She is trying to be a J.A.P but she is wearing ALL knockoffs
by yoyomarshmallow January 23, 2007
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(1)That "women" is your typical J.A.P.(2)Stop acting like a JAP (3)That J.A.P. would not stop complaining!(4) Face it your the average J.A.P.
by mikel T August 17, 2006
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*DISCLAIMER* THIS IS A DEFINITION FOR A CANADIAN JAP K THANKS.

JAP= Jewish American Princess, but have now migrated into Canada as well. They get whatever they want, and are insanely rich, spoiled, and bitchy.

A JAP can be commonly be seen wearing:
-TNA, American Apparel, or Juicy hoodies
-Roots, Lulu Lemon, or TNA sweatpants
-A TNA or North face Coat
-UGG Boots
-Moccasins and Birkenstocks
-Abercrombie&Fitch
-American Eagle, etc.
-A shitload of makeup
-Straightened hair
-A messy bun, attempting to be fashionable.

LUXURIES:
-Always at camp
-Insane Bat Mitzvahs
-Huge House (commonly found in Forest Hill, Lawrence Park, or Lytton Park)
-Divorced parents with great connections
-Huge cottages on Lake Muskoka or Lake Joseph

TYPICAL PERSONALITIES:
-Loud
-Bitchy
-Outgoing
-Flirty
-Slutty

TYPICAL JAP NAMES:
-Emily
-Rachel
-Jamie
-Mollie
-Gabby
Person A: OMG did you hear about Emily?

Person B: No

Person A: For her 13th birthday, she got a Tiffany necklace, her 4th pair of UGGs, an iPhone, and $500!

Person B: OMG what a JAP!
by heyitsme199666 January 04, 2010
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A Chicago Word (verb)
1.To yell or go off on someone.
Man,they forgot to fix my car so I had to JAP on them.
by Darkness T January 05, 2009
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Jewish American Princess

Often from the Long Island area, but can be found in places in New Jersey (Livingston, Short Hills, Tenafly, etc) and Boca Raton. They like to wear brand-names such as juicy couture, hardtail, solow, burberry, lacoste, rebecca beeson, ugg, michael stars, c&c, prada, etc.

Normally of a higher intelligence then most, however some can be blithering idiots.

Spend their summers at very expensive, jappy sleep-a-way camps where they feel the need to act like sluts and make other jappy friends.

Even though they may not act it, they are all sluts at heart and secretly dream about things guys would do to them. They may seem prude; but they're really not.
"Let's go to Bloomies.. I need a new juicy tube!"

"OMG I am soo not a JAP!"

"My outfit only consists of Juicy, Junkfood, and SoLow! It so is not jappy!"

"Can't wait 'til camp!"

"OMG! Why is our town so prude?"
by geena February 23, 2005
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Jewish American Princess (a stuck up, bratty, or spoiled jewish girl)

note: ONLY SOME Jewish girls are like this, not all. Also, some non-jewish people may be referred to as JAPS because of their attitude. People call others JAPS because of their clothing-JAP is INCLUDING the snobbish part.
That girl is so stuck up-shes a J.A.P.

Look at that J.A.P., she's so full of herself
by Name not given October 07, 2005
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