JMoney is the act of taking practice in the art of smoking marijuana for pleasure and/or buisness reasons.
Examples are when one goes to JMoney in a museum bathroom or JMoneying before deep classes such as Anthropology.
by Risk December 4, 2013
The coolest person you will ever meet. JMoneys are naturally good at playing piano, super hot and sexy, has really good music taste, good style, funny humor, extremely good at acting, etc. JMoneys talke a while to get used to you, but once they do, you’ll never get rid of them. JMoneys are a natural swooner of all genders, so nobody is safe from any JMoneys cool slick style.
JMoneys might look unfit, but watch out because JMoneys are known for having huge pecs.
JMoneys might look unfit, but watch out because JMoneys are known for having huge pecs.
“Woah! Who’s that handsome hunk I just saw with the mudvayne shirt???”
“Oh, that’s JMoney, a natural pimp at it’s finest. Try if you will but JMoney is REALLY hard to catch.”
“Oh, that’s JMoney, a natural pimp at it’s finest. Try if you will but JMoney is REALLY hard to catch.”
by Handkink101 December 16, 2022
Jmoney is well known on the online game splix.io and has been referenced by some as one of the top 50 players of all time. Jmoney is a member of the splix.io team Large Dongs and is teammates with betch, Soupmix, noot, and naarla.
Don’t mess with Jmoney
I heard that, on May 17th, 2020, Jmoney and the rest of Large Dongs covered the entire splix.io map.
I heard that, on May 17th, 2020, Jmoney and the rest of Large Dongs covered the entire splix.io map.
by Splix.io player May 17, 2020
Jmoney is a hofo sho. Hes a fighter he took down some great legends like hoogie fucker and publes porta. An up and coming rapper with a dick like a fucking polor bear.
kristi: Did you see Jmoney in altoona again fight pubeless porta.
brandi: Fuck yea he was fully erect the intire time. His Dick reminded me of a polor bear...
Big Dick Jmoney hoogie fucker pubeless porta herpies beat down raper polar bear
brandi: Fuck yea he was fully erect the intire time. His Dick reminded me of a polor bear...
Big Dick Jmoney hoogie fucker pubeless porta herpies beat down raper polar bear
by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009
1. the greatest rapper alive
2. a person with a huge penis or penis giving abilities
3. a dance phenom
2. a person with a huge penis or penis giving abilities
3. a dance phenom
damn, you hear that new jmoney track?
hes almost as good in bed as jmoney
that bitch can grind like a jmoney
hes almost as good in bed as jmoney
that bitch can grind like a jmoney
by 12 inches of steel September 5, 2008
The realest thug out there, hes never been to jail but his homies have. For 200 bucks he can do a whole lot.
by siiihuncho March 3, 2023
by large_sweaty_balls April 20, 2023