to get a huge erection while playing video games
"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"
by the crouching cowboy45 December 09, 2009
to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth
Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me
by ihjw247 April 08, 2011