Bad ass, Ex-Navy, drift car racing, rescue swimmer, who has a bad ass truck with way too many lights, and likes his Red Bull at 8 in the morning. However as much as he is a bad ass he has the stature of a hobbit, male pattern baldness at the age of six, and had tiny ass hands. However this does not affect his overall awesomeness, and has a comb over on his big toes and a dirty mexican mustache.
You cant beat that awesome ass J Love!!
by CMS MAFIA June 05, 2009