Someone who is born with wank wonky feet which look like they have been repeatedly beaten with a 5 pound hammer and then squashed in a vice. Sufferers often have many similar traits to the elephant man, but normally look worse. typically a side effect of inbreeding, this condition is a right kaaaaant.
Look at that poor little raspberry ripple over there wiv his j feet
by Nichollsboooooooooooy July 03, 2006