A J Crew Catholic is a type of huge pussy from Delaware County in suburban Philadelphia. J Crew Catholics are children from the county who enroll at Malvern Prep because they were too dumb to get into St. Joe's Prep or were too racist to get off a bus near a neighborhood that has a plurality of African American residents. They are considered a disgrace by the entirety of Delaware County, which historically has demarcated these Goshen Road traversing turncoats by their propensity to order clothes from such fashion retailers as J Crew, Urban Outfitters, and Gap.