The fear of not being near a midget dressed as the milky bar kid.
It is a well known fact that most knife and gun crime is commited by people with Ivenotgotamidgetaphobia. Especially in Mexico and Jamica.
Barrington "Fucksocks, where's that midget gone. Oh fuck I've lost him and now need to buy a shotgun or at very least carry a knife in order to alleviate my anxieties."
Jesus "Sounds like you've got a bad case of Ivenotgotamidgetaphobia"