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22.
No coordination, which leads to a poor ability to play all First Person Shooters (of which include the Counter Strike Series). Also characterized by poor understanding of mathematics.
Those guys are ivans.
by N. Mod July 18, 2006
 
23.
Usually Tall, Brown, Mexican, one of the biggest cowards alive, a very good scholar, big achiever but he will choose his achievements over his friends any day. Prefers BIG women and also chooses them over his friends. However he is a sweetheart with the ladies, altought he is not the most smartest flirt, he will get ladies.
Don't be an Ivan, and get in the water !
by KoreanR54 May 18, 2013
 
24.
A Russian inmate who is accustomed to raping other male prisoners in the shower.
"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."
by Frankman February 04, 2010
 
25.
A hot guy, Alex arnot's brother. For more information see Alex Arnot
1. Wow, you are so good looking you must be Ivan, also known as Alex's brother
by Kerplunker45 August 15, 2004
 
26.
Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.

Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.
Shrek/Ivan
by salmonmann September 08, 2010
 
27.
German, Hungarian, Russian, Hispanic male who hates black females....
Ivan hates black females because he can't handle the pressure. Oh God! Another one of those!!!! lolz
by Princess Black March 06, 2005
 
28.
A little fat kid...might look hot when hes older...but not likely
Girl: Whos that fat kid?
boy: thats ivan..he likes big macs
by Lolrawr123 June 05, 2009