A guy who has an extremely distant relative from Italy. This leads the man to beleive that he is in the mafia.
by mrshosey May 17, 2009
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A greasy, slick-haired hairy mother fucker who wears way too much cologne and has a large gold chain
by 11250 December 10, 2008
once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald
Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.
by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004