| 1. | Italian soccer | ||
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A special kind of soccer in which the most important skill is the ability to writhe on the field in fake agony until the ref yellow/red cards an opposing player. Pro-wrestling is about as legit as Italian soccer.
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| 2. | italian soccer | ||
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The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks |
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