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Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?

Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.

John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?

Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
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Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.
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Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
by Mr Bridger February 24, 2004
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when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)
Last night my girl and I had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an Italian Job.
by Gabe & Mickey July 18, 2006
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the act of receiving any type of sexual favor from a person obviously of Italian heritage
I would love an Italian job from Tony.
by K Gas October 19, 2003
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1)A jealously inspired get even scheme perpetrated behind the targets back. 2)Malicious acts Italians are known to do.
Some asshole did an italian job on my car last night, busted the glass and slashed the tires...shit..
by Vinny De Toenaili November 27, 2003
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A hand job given in the same manner and with the same delicacy that one sips a cup of espresso. Better if accompanied by a pinky-ring, thus an Italian Job.
Yo! Bitch worked my nob like she was hitting an after dinner espresso, must have thought she was giving an Italian Job.
by Dave Morrison February 06, 2008
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