What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.