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Italy in Italian.

It's a nice country plagued by many problems - economical, social, cultural. Ruined by Berlusconi's trashy TV since the 80s and by submission to the Vatican powers and the Catholic taboos.

Many foreigners think they know a lot about Italy, but they just rely on old and hollow stereotypes. Italy is a complex reality: for example, you can't compare Milan to Rome or Naples. A person from Milan generally finds people from the South too intrusive, while the Southerns finds people from the North too cold. Their attitude to life is different. North is quite wealthy, South is poor.

Accents differ much. In the mountain region called Alto Adige German is also spoken.

Myths to be disproved:

- mafia and camorra are only in the South. For most of Italians, they exist only in the news. Italians are not violent
- Italians are not so generous, in fact they are individualistic people (which is a problem, since they don't care about the public thing and make their country go to ruin)
- you won't find in the restaurants spaghetti with meatballs, pizza with pineapple, "fettuccine Alfredo" or "olive garden", these are Italo-american specialties
- Italians do work: office hours are 9 to 6. Children go to school also on Saturday, making it possible to have longer summer holidays
- Berlusconi is a criminal, a liar and a pig and does NOT really represent the majority of Italians. Many are ashamed of him and his governement
Povera Italia!
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Italia gotta nice body and is not afraid to speak her mind if she shuts you out its like your dying she's gorgeous and can get really frisky when she means to and she does everything for a reason bad or good. Shes very sexual but never opens her legs to just anybody. Shes talented, gifted, smart and a real treasure to have. Italia is a succesful and independent woman. Put a ring on that finger because thats your future wife.
Damn did you see Italia today? God damn shes sexy over here lookin like a full course meal.
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The proper way to say "Italy" in Italian. American born Italians call it that because they're proud of their 20% of Italian blood but they don't speak Italian and want to feel important because the American soccer team sucks balls. Full blood Italians, however, can say it but it get's annoying. Just call it Italy.
Pete: Long live Italia! FORZA ITALIA!

Dave: Dude you're just as German as you are Italian

Pete: I'm proud to be Italian dude

Dave: Just because they won the world cup?

Pete: No, my pride goes way back

Dave: Do you speak Italian?

Pete: No....

Dave: Shut the fuck up then... and your last name is Smith

Pete: You just don't understand my pride.

Dave: Asshat.
by davless August 24, 2006
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Italia gotta big booty and is not afraid to speak her mind if she shuts you out its like your dying she's gorgeous and can get really frisky when she means to and she does everything for a reason bad or good.
Damn did you see Italia today she lookin like a full course meal.
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by Italy3 November 26, 2016
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Italia;A somewhat cocky female,she is not afraid to tell you off ! She has a habit in stealing other females property,she has sexy scandalous curves (only on the internet) and will leave you for another man in a snap of a finger if you act up,she has a girly side and is attractive to girls as much as guys and she has beautiful long black hair and big puckered lips ready to eat you up !She loves to have a good time and enjoys going to partys and eating food she also enjoys sex ! And let me tell you ,she loves three somes and is ready for freaky sexy juicy interaction,she is not a good friend because she loses her tempure so therefore people can't put up with her !,She's basic like other girls and usually makes stupid choices she'll regret but she makes them anyways ,She loves to talk to multiple guys and she does not belive in love,they have taken advantage of her so many times and shes use to it,Italia is a iconic being and loves to look like other people,she lets society think for her and often finds herself doing things others do and she does not enjoy them but continues anyway to be accepted and have more fruends,she usually cannot go into public with out a face of paint because she is not that attractive,she depends herselfs ego on make up and usually wears too much ,But its okay !,Italia is Iconic!
Boy 1-woah shes hot
Boy 2-ew watch out bro,thats Italia
Boy 1-oh nevermind
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