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A cold-hearted, ruthless killer from the anime series Naruto who, at the age of thirteen, thought it necessary to murder nearly his entire clan and mentally scar his then eight-year-old brother Sasuke in the process---all in order to “test his capacity.”

Generally despised by Sasuke fans.

Generally worshipped by those who believe his sadistic tendency to put people through horrific mental torture is “badass” or “cool.”

Also means "weasel" in Japanese.
Itachi is one sadistic ninja.
by Kathryn "Innocent Sacred" July 30, 2006
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A super-delicious sexy man who rules the bedroom. A great father/sibling, he cares for all. His bangs make you hot and his eyes cause massive orgasms. He is the reason for living; the reason for dying.
Itachi: Hey...
Person: *Massive orgasm*
by BlueberryWin August 01, 2009
103 36
Itachi is a villan from naruto and the hottest Akatsuki there is though comitition is close between him, Sasori, Diedara, Hidan, and Pein. Itachi massacured his entire clan but Sasuke his younger brother (who is also hot). He is sadistic and torchers many people whith his special Sharingan tecnique exaples are Kakashi and Sasuke. Also his partner Kisame is sexually atracted to Itachi and many messed up fans pair them together which is a discrace to Itachi. If you are going to make fun of him make it because his name "Itachi" means "Weasel" in Japanese.
quotes that represent Itachi: "You are still too weak" "You aren't even worth killing, foolish little brother."
"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."

Other Bio:
Complition ages
Academy Grad Age: 7
Sharingan Activation: 8
Chuunin Exam Age: 10
ANUB Age: 13
Achive final Sharingan Level: 13
Became an S-rank criminal: 13
Joined Akatsuki: 15
Missions Completed
D-Rank: 53
C-Rank: 152
B-Rank: 134
A-Rank: 0
S-Rank: 1
by AshleyDrew January 05, 2008
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An S-Class criminal and former member of the Akatsuki organization. He is now the lead vocalist for the newly formed demon metal band, Niberu.
Itachi's vocal range is inhuman - such wails are not of this earth.
by Drew March 09, 2005
122 86
The most Kickass bad guy in the anime Naruto and the hottest male(in my eyes) ever. his name is a literal translation to "Weasle Fan". and weasles were considers omens of bad luck in ancient japan I know everything about him. From his B-day to his whole history. to my knowledge of exactly why he left sasuke alive.

my email.
itachi uhciha killed his clan and left to akatsuki...
by Ayane Uchiha August 04, 2007
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1. A super-awesome ninja from the anime naruto. He killed his clan and joined akatsuki, where his partner was kisame. Turns out he was actually a good guy, but he died kinda failishly. Is quite hot and possibly has the most fangirls of all naruto characters.
2. Super-kawaii villain. dude looks a bit like a lady. sometimes paired with his partner kisame for KisaIta or ItaKisa fans.
3. Hottest. Anime. Dude. EVER.
4. Japanese word for "weasel", a small mustelid living in many places around the world.
1. Man, it kinda sucked the way Itachi died in naruto.

2. fangirl: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG *Squeeeeeeel!* Ita-kuuuun!!! ommmmg!!! i luv you i luuuuuv you!!! *faints*

3. Holy crap. Itachi is HOT.

4. in japanese culture, itachis, or weasels, are supposed to have cruel and cold personalities.
by Ihcati Achihu April 19, 2009
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One of a baddest ninjas on Naruto. He is a older brother of Sasuke Uchiha, once a prodigy of the Uchiha Clan who rose in ninja ranks at early age. He friggin killed his own clan for some unknown reasons, probably to motivate his envious brother to grow stronger and be a threat to his awesomeness. He left Konoha and join an criminal organization Akatsuki. He's partners with S-Criminal of Water Country Kisame Hoshigake. His ninja skills are cool, with his sharighan, he can copy ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjustu and send it back to his opponents. With his Mangekyo Sharigan, He can send his foes to a illusionary world and torture them for 72 years, mentally crippled Sasuke and Kakashi. With his sharighan, He could be God-like Invisible Ninja.
Itachi's qoutes.
# You're not even worth killing.
# Foolish little brother. If you want to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unslightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me.
# You're still too weak. You don't have enough hate. And you know something? You never will.
# Indeed, your abilities are impressive. They might even be enough to resist the Mangekyo Sharingan. However, there is something they can't defend against: This special Sharingan jutsu called "Tsukuyomi." Only someone with the Sharingan and Kekkei Genkai can defeat me.
# Why is it that the Uchiha clan was known by all and feared by all? I'll show you what the Sharingan can do when it's wielded by a true heir of the bloodline.
by MUKIZA June 23, 2007
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